I'm Stephanie and this is my lady blog. i live in los angeles. i have been called "unmanageable, frizzy, and dry," the same qualities you'll find in bad hair. i write and perform sketch comedy & improv. all tolerably. i enjoy food, television, and a friendly cat.


Bath mat turns red when wet.

Bath mat turns red when wet.

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29/100 favorite photos of Mindy Kaling

29/100 favorite photos of Mindy Kaling

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Hope you enjoyed it!

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"I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine."

- Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)

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Not leaving, no. Moving on.

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I never though a cat in a slipper would be so funny.

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I never though a cat in a slipper would be so funny.

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May 19, 2011- One year ago today, Pawnee lost one of its most revered citizens, Li’l Sebastian. It was a very sad day, and he is still missed every day. However, he is up in horsey heaven now, eating carrots and urinating freely (his two favorite things).

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